Wednesday, October 1, 2014

Seeing what tricks my new pet knows during my first session

outofcontextdnd:

Me: Roll over.

GM: The hedgehog rolls over. It’s adorable.

Me: Stay.

GM: You take a few steps away. The hedgehog remains where it is.

Me: Heel.

GM: The hedgehog heals you for 5 HP.

Me: Holy shit.

(Source: selinerrr)

Tuesday, September 30, 2014
mikalhvi:

full-onrainstorm:

WHAT WOULD POSSES YOU TO LEAVE GOOGLE FOR BING

"Did you mean: Congratulations TRAITOR!" that’s fucking priceless.

mikalhvi:

full-onrainstorm:

WHAT WOULD POSSES YOU TO LEAVE GOOGLE FOR BING

"Did you mean: Congratulations TRAITOR!" that’s fucking priceless.

kpda:

dutchster:

when you try to flick away a bug but it comes towards you instead

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dr0w777
lecteurdepaumes:

God bless

lecteurdepaumes:

God bless

presidentobarna:

Steal Her Look: Mrs. Puff

Giada Forte Blue Hat - $550

Dolce & Gabbana Roll-Neck Cashmere Sweater - $881

Sherri Hill Embellished Tulle Fit & Flare Dress - $450

Louis Vuitton Lv Cup Nubuck Leather Red Mules - $246

Monday, September 29, 2014
tastefullyoffensive:

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(Source: fearknower1993)

scottpilgrirn:

mecto—amorous:

consistentlyaverage:

mecto—amorous:

two robots who are girlfriends and one is super high tech and the other is kind of a cheap poorly made model and shes really self conscious compared to her shiny new state of the art girlfriend but the high tech girlfriend is like shhshhshh no baby ur adorable glitches and faulty parts and all

So basically lesbian wall.e?

#is it even 100%certain that wall.e is a guy anyway

I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK YOU’RE HIRED